I’m shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!

Angela Merkel is shocked

Merkel was said by informed sources in Germany to be “livid” over the reports and convinced, on the basis of a German intelligence investigation, that the reports were utterly substantiated.

as reported in the guardian

In other news Ms. Merkel pronounced herself shocked at the revelation that actors in pornographic movies have real sex. “I thought they were just pretending,” she said.

 

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